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  • Sunday, January 21 2018 20:38
25 July
News

Wer Dem Velious Pozts?!!???

Vaion 0 Comments

Worry not dear travellers! Dem Velious Pozts are incoming!


So, most of you know it's been a hot minute since we have supplied a guild update on what we have been doing.  Ater much heartache, tell-window hell (as Erasmus likes to call it), and allowing them Fiery Princesses to penetrate us, we give you.....


--VALIUOS--

(Fixed Internally--Wait for July Patchwink)


First and foremost, we want to take the time to share with the server the true secrets of maxizing DPS --

Step 1) Cut a hole in the box...

Step 2) Put your... "huh wait wrong post..."  


Let's try this again...


Step 1) Ensure you bring your Khaleesi to all raids


Step 2) Recruit a ghetto fabulous Wizard and put him in a hot pink robe and call him the push-bitch

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Step 3) Find yourself the adequate raiding location...


Step 4) Above all else.. ensure that you have a working profanity filter!

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Should you be able to follow those four simple steps... well then maybe you will get rekt like Rezk and either end up with Gatorades, or some sweet DKPz


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21 March
News

Gore Down. VP, Here We Come!

Paydro

The Broken Wave has defeated Gorenaire, the hardest encounter in Kunark. Next step, Veeshan's Peak. Grats to all in attendance!


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