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  • Thursday, April 26 2018 02:44
06 January
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*Begins British Accent* Where Haaaaaave You Been?!??!!!

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So, if you missed the memo, the year of all years (2016 in case you call a rock your home) has passed, so let's get this out of the way...



Now onto the more pressing stuff.. what has The Broken Wave been up to these past few months?  Well, we have officially moved on from 2016 and left behind that which could have held us back......

We have (if you can't read the right-hand side of the website) managed to defeat all of Luclin in-era! While we have awesome and amazing pictures of each glorious defeat.. this one stands out amongst the rest.  From this moment on, good ole Aten Ha Ra became officially dubbed as Titty Galapagus! (Don't judge Luthien too much for his ridiculous UI)

What else has happened that is noteworthy here?  Not much.  We continue to wtfpwn Luclin every week but also like to take strolls along the beach sipping on pina coladas with our old buddies from the months past.. most specifically those from the Plane of Fear.  The only difference is now to make it a real challenge we like to invite them all to come hold hands with us at once. (for those of you who are blind, this is CT+3 golems at once... talk about those death touch rotations)


Other than that, we goof around, have a good time, make congo-lines in Seblilis and learn about sex education all night.


If you are interested in being part of the ONLY west coast raiding guild, then hop on over to our recruitment forums and lay down a beat.  While most classes are closed for recruitment, we are still seeking a handful of highly skilled players in the classes listed on the left-hand side (scroll up, eyes slightly adjusted to the left...there we go).


P.s. Sweet selfies improve your application chances!

17 August
News

How to pass the time??

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Luclin is nearing a month away and people are feeling the burn as we continue to throw our wizard corpses at mobs around Velious in hopes of finding those precious shiny things we are all after.  So what do you do to help soothe the burn of waiting for the moon to drop?


Well I am glad you asked....


First, you must embrace the inner love you have for one another!


Secondly.. Once you have established yourself deep within the warm embrace of them sexy female Ogres, you must shed off your mortal skins and become one with the Crooooooooaaaakkkk and launch a war against all them Giants!  Biggest thing to remember here... Always bring your pimp Frog with you so he can use that pimp hand when Ogres get out of line.


Finally, when all else fails to keep you entertained through the long cold dreary winter... just imagine yourself in the shoes of a Halfling and the Wondrous view they must get!

 


In all seriousness though, Broken Wave is progressing along, kicking ass and taking names!  Recently with a gangster as Fu** kill on Cazic Thule! 

**Note that we use gangsta Ranger death strategy to ensure victory**

Also killed those dragons down in Sleeper's Tomb.. but honestly only Sexy Karl is worth mentioning!


If you are interested in being part of the Premiere West Coast Raiding guild, then jump over to our forums and throw down your application!

25 July
News

Wer Dem Velious Pozts?!!???

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Worry not dear travellers! Dem Velious Pozts are incoming!


So, most of you know it's been a hot minute since we have supplied a guild update on what we have been doing.  Ater much heartache, tell-window hell (as Erasmus likes to call it), and allowing them Fiery Princesses to penetrate us, we give you.....


--VALIUOS--

(Fixed Internally--Wait for July Patchwink)


First and foremost, we want to take the time to share with the server the true secrets of maxizing DPS --

Step 1) Cut a hole in the box...

Step 2) Put your... "huh wait wrong post..."  


Let's try this again...


Step 1) Ensure you bring your Khaleesi to all raids


Step 2) Recruit a ghetto fabulous Wizard and put him in a hot pink robe and call him the push-bitch

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Step 3) Find yourself the adequate raiding location...


Step 4) Above all else.. ensure that you have a working profanity filter!

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Should you be able to follow those four simple steps... well then maybe you will get rekt like Rezk and either end up with Gatorades, or some sweet DKPz


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