Luclin is nearing a month away and people are feeling the burn as we continue to throw our wizard corpses at mobs around Velious in hopes of finding those precious shiny things we are all after. So what do you do to help soothe the burn of waiting for the moon to drop?
Well I am glad you asked....
First, you must embrace the inner love you have for one another!
Secondly.. Once you have established yourself deep within the warm embrace of them sexy female Ogres, you must shed off your mortal skins and become one with the Crooooooooaaaakkkk and launch a war against all them Giants! Biggest thing to remember here... Always bring your pimp Frog with you so he can use that pimp hand when Ogres get out of line.
Finally, when all else fails to keep you entertained through the long cold dreary winter... just imagine yourself in the shoes of a Halfling and the Wondrous view they must get!
In all seriousness though, Broken Wave is progressing along, kicking ass and taking names! Recently with a gangster as Fu** kill on Cazic Thule!
**Note that we use gangsta Ranger death strategy to ensure victory**
Also killed those dragons down in Sleeper's Tomb.. but honestly only Sexy Karl is worth mentioning!
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